if im next to this child for one more fucking minute-

sighs i want to go home already when does this shit start

too lazy to go on my other accounti moved obvsly

sup fgts

im trying not to smack my ‘friend’ here she is just

uh no

this ungrateful bitch here

telling me her ma could fcuk herself dfor not getting her an expensive ass thing for christmas

doesnt even think about getting her ma shit

how hasnt your mom killed you yet wow you are literally the worst piece of shit man like wow gosh golly fuck yourself please

shes worse than this she does and says all sorts of things 

you are not cute

pleatedjeans:

It was only a kiss…

       It was only a kiss…

2treehill:

my halloween costume

Hurricanes:
North: Holy shit Hurricane Sandy is coming. BUY ALL THE BREAD! CLOSE ALL THE PLACES.
South: Shut the fuck up it's a category 1.
Snow:
South: 3 inches of snow?! Fuck it all. We're done. Game over. Never leaving my house again.
North: 30 inches of snow? Get your ass in school. It's just frozen water.

atop-the-treetop:

oh how the times have changed 

This is definitely worth reblogging.

(Source: lifeinporcelain)

tastefullyoffensive:

Office thoughts

[via]

humansofnewyork:

Clean-up has begun.

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

(Source: hempura)

meowsquerade:

When girls spray perfume in class

(Source: missisanfi)

queerpong:

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

(Source: wiredabyss)

osa-p:

WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

SO TELL ME WATCHU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A